TRANSLATION FOR AMERICANS

[firsttimefarmer]

Some friends and I recently met this American tourist who we showed around a bit. She was great fun so we all decided to go to a pub early one afternoon. We'd been sitting there for most of the day drinking and generally having a laugh, As we stood up to leave the american girl announced, quite loudly "OH MY GAWD, My fanny is all numb" This was greeted with silence from our group and sniggering from the next table. The poor girl was mistified untill someone explained to her that in Ireland (and the uk), "FANNY" means VAGINA. She was really cute when she blushed+

Anyway if ur ever in Ireland or britain don't forget this

firsttimefarmer Reviewed by firsttimefarmer on 09-27-2005. TRANSLATION FOR AMERICANS Some friends and I recently met this American tourist who we showed around a bit. She was great fun so we all decided to go to a pub early one afternoon. We'd been sitting there for most of the day drinking and generally having a laugh, As we stood up to leave the american girl announced, quite loudly "OH MY GAWD, My fanny is all numb" This was greeted with silence from our group and sniggering from the next table. The poor girl was mistified untill someone explained to her that in Ireland (and Rating: 5

[Lily420]

LOL i'll take a mental note if im ever in the area haha, funny story.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol @ fanny

[whyamiwhite]

that's some good shit man. and in the u.k. a fag is a cigarette, at least that's what my pops said.

[somebody someone]

true. we burn all fags in the UK

[dirty raider]

Ahhhahahahahhaa fanny.

[l330]

ahaa good one!

[tokosan]

that is much better than saying "im gonna go smoke a fag" in america.

lol, that would be so fucked up. I could totally see that if that was a guy, and he said "cherrio, my cock'n balls are all numb", just get punched right on the spot.

[beachguy in thongs]

Some friends and I recently met this American tourist who announced, quite loudly "OH MY GAWD, My fanny is all numb"

What state was this girl from?

East coast diallect doesn't include the phrase "fanny is all numb"

[tokosan]

maybe she is just a dork?