i just fired a friend..

[beachguy in thongs]

applicants will be required to: get high, order pizza. give me drugs.

previous experience in throwing tomatoes at non-stoners helpful. will train.

employers will be required to: meet while they're up there, stop making me order the pizza, and I've cut lawns for herb, before, so I'm sure I'll do anything for a session.

I do have experience at throwing snowballs on a 55-MPH road (that's now 45) and eggs at pre-stoners. will learn.

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 09-28-2005. i just fired a friend.. for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude. her: You arent a real friend her: You only loved me because I was a stoner her: YOU SUCK deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!! her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs her: YAY! Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

We're already friends.

**big gay hug**

Awwwwww...

[GHoSToKeR]

^

FAG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Best post ever. +£millions

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

you guys......lol

i suck as a friend but i am a wicked stoner..w00t.........lol

(hi pengies)

ick..

Hey ick, how ya been??

[ickystkyme]

ick is good and adjusting to her new life in canada..so good to see you (hi to sasha...)

[amydan420]

I think he/she stole that from err Donald trump?

[GHoSToKeR]

So did anyone else notice how that conversation made no sense?

[Reefer Rogue]

Donald trump stole that from Vince Mcmahon. Ha i loved the bit about being an eliteist, boy howdy did i chortle till the cows came home. I'm so high lol, i'll be ur friend and i'd definately share a bowl/joint/enlightenment adhancer with u anyday.

[death of sXe]

We're already friends.

**big gay hug**

Awwwwww...

a regular hug would of been just fine ya know..


i will have to think of some assignments for stonedpenguin, ghosttoker, ickystickY and reefer rouge.

perhaps this bottle of tussin holds within its liquidy insides the answers i seek.
i will return, bubbled up and ready to spout off insane orders STAT

[GHoSToKeR]

What's tussin?