for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude.



her: You arent a real friend
her: You only loved me because I was a stoner
her: YOU SUCK
deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!!
her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs
her: YAY!
her: Not bored
her: Woohoo
deadhivemind: YES AND I CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE PREMISE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR ONCE STONER GLORY
her: Im gonna make lots of good coffee
her: Lmaooo
her: FUCK OFF
deadhivemind: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID



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death of sXe Reviewed by death of sXe on . i just fired a friend.. for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude. her: You arent a real friend her: You only loved me because I was a stoner her: YOU SUCK deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!! her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs her: YAY! Rating: 5