weed exaggeration

[Funkamander]

Yeah, I only THOUGHT I hallucinated once on weed. I was like, "Holy shit! A hallucination! Off weed!"

Yeah. Then I realized I'd been staring into the sun for a while.

[phoenix]

I have once..i was clean for about 5 weeks, then smoked two fat bowls of some dank with my friend.

I was sitting on the couch in this basement, it was hard to breathe (at a party..there were like 20 sweaty people in a 20x20 basement..) and in the air in front of me was this design, a black and white diamond, with the white parts flashing red blue and green. Saw this bridge start coming out of my water bottle too. Other real crazy shit happened..a kid in a pink shirt walked by, and the pink swooped off of his shirt into my mouth. Highest i've ever been, it was slightly uncomfortable. I believe it's akin to a shroom trip (haven't had the chance yet :-/).

Believe me or not, but 'struth. Try it some time. The 5 weeks is the fucking hard part though.

[Up In Smoke 420]

That shit pises me off, me and 2 friends were smoking and we pass the bowl to the third guy and I hand the lighter over and first he cant even flick it, so the 2 other guys and I were laughing our asses off. After he finally got it to flick he could'nt light the bowl he keept burning himself, (we start laughing even harder now) then he lets half the hit out and doesnt even inhale, he coughs like hell doesnt even take his finger off of the carb the whole time and opens his mouth really wide like an ( ) and lets the smoke out. It's funny as fuck, and then he pretends to be all high.