if you wake up to find god naked at your bed...

[nickx760]

id be like "i dont want to be on probation anymore" better yet id tell him to change our retarded ass government....wait even better id have him kill george bush

[Psycho4Bud]

Please God, turn me into the top billing male Porn Star!!

[mellow mood]

id ask him to smoke a fatty

[Anonymous]

id ask him whats the meaning of life why am i here what is my purpose

[mellow mood]

yea, that too but after the J

lol

[Anonymous]

well duh

me and god would have a nice session like in how high where they have to use lighters to see its so smokey

[ermitonto]

Geez, I'd have to ask him to change a lot of things. He's fucked up a lot of stuff on this planet, if he exists. If I had to ask for one thing, I'd ask to switch places with him so I could change it all myself.

[Ganj]

Id change god having his clothes off

that's exactly what i thought when i read the first post. righteous!
i'm with ganja cat.
zarathustra has a good answer, too. i'd probably go to heaven by mistake, *wakes up and sees god*
me: am i dead?
god: no. i have a question for you. if you could change anything in your life, what would it be.
me: this is some kind of test, uh? stop beating around the bush, let's go to heaven already!

[Az.]

i cant actually think of anything i would want to change...except for maybe my parents to be a bit more leniant with my habits....but i suppose that could be for the best......hmmmmm.....possibly to erase all debt in the world....or for money to have never become what it now is.