if you wake up to find god naked at your bed...

[nickx760]

id be like "i dont want to be on probation anymore" better yet id tell him to change our retarded ass government....wait even better id have him kill george bush

nickx760 Reviewed by nickx760 on 09-27-2005. if you wake up to find god naked at your bed... and he says to you: you can change 1 thing in your life.... what would YOU change??? Rating: 5

[Psycho4Bud]

Please God, turn me into the top billing male Porn Star!!

[mellow mood]

id ask him to smoke a fatty

[Anonymous]

id ask him whats the meaning of life why am i here what is my purpose

[mellow mood]

yea, that too but after the J

lol

[Anonymous]

well duh

me and god would have a nice session like in how high where they have to use lighters to see its so smokey

[ermitonto]

Geez, I'd have to ask him to change a lot of things. He's fucked up a lot of stuff on this planet, if he exists. If I had to ask for one thing, I'd ask to switch places with him so I could change it all myself.

[Ganj]

Id change god having his clothes off

that's exactly what i thought when i read the first post. righteous!
i'm with ganja cat.
zarathustra has a good answer, too. i'd probably go to heaven by mistake, *wakes up and sees god*
me: am i dead?
god: no. i have a question for you. if you could change anything in your life, what would it be.
me: this is some kind of test, uh? stop beating around the bush, let's go to heaven already!

[Az.]

i cant actually think of anything i would want to change...except for maybe my parents to be a bit more leniant with my habits....but i suppose that could be for the best......hmmmmm.....possibly to erase all debt in the world....or for money to have never become what it now is.