omfg

[beachguy in thongs]

I was just driving home at 3am from my girls house and im high as a fukn kite and im jus mindin my own business listenin to bone thugs....and a fucking rabbit jumped out onto the road out of no where...right in front of my car...im like HOLY FUCK and..i stepped on the brake but he was already right in front of my car and i just hear this SPLAT!....and omg...i was in shock...hahah...and i was so high! man...sorry that jus tripped me the fuck out.

I was high in my girls' best friend's backseat and that happened and they laughed, I told them to throw me out of the car.

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 09-27-2005. omfg I was just driving home at 3am from my girls house and im high as a fukn kite and im jus mindin my own business listenin to bone thugs....and a fucking rabbit jumped out onto the road out of no where...right in front of my car...im like HOLY FUCK and..i stepped on the brake but he was already right in front of my car and i just hear this SPLAT!....and omg...i was in shock...hahah...and i was so high! man...sorry that jus tripped me the fuck out. Rating: 5

[MightyFourTwenty]

Hey, get it's paws. They're supposed to be lucky.


Supposed to be anyways, I guess. They didn't seem to be too lucky for him ... Unless maybe he did want to die ... In which case they are lucky. You should check into it.

[tokosan]

one time i ran over a kid









































she was tasty

[somebody someone]

arrest that man

[BobBong]

To bad it wasn't a moose, that'd teach you to drive stoned..

[anycraic]

yeah drove straight through about 15 pheasants that were just standing in the middle of the road a couple of years back, it was fucked up blood and feathers all over the car and dead bodies on the road, im a bit of a nature lover so i was pissed off, and i was tripping on shrooms at the time which added to the weirdness....some farmer probably found himself 15 free dinners....ah well...such is life i spose

[BobBong]

yeah drove straight through about 15 pheasants that were just standing in the middle of the road a couple of years back, it was fucked up blood and feathers all over the car and dead bodies on the road, im a bit of a nature lover so i was pissed off, and i was tripping on shrooms at the time which added to the weirdness....some farmer probably found himself 15 free dinners....ah well...such is life i spose

I bet they learned from that experience...

[somebody someone]

fuck i wud hate myself if i did that... thats just me, i mean i kill every bug that i see, but i cudnt kill animals

[nickx760]

rabbits suck