OK. All the shit I'm giving you, about my girlfriend, can be justified by her reaction to me telling her that kitty was on this thread.

Don't jump to conclusions, she laughed. But, the bitch only saw the bottom one because SHE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. I can't explain it, but as soon as she got home, I was laughing (thanks to you) and told her she HAD to see this. Finally, I got her to check it out, but I didn't even get enough time to show her any. I'm telling you, she has no sense of humor and doesn't care to obtain one and I know this because I've been trying to give her one for years, but I'm so fucked up in the head that anyone who jumps to conclusions will think that I'm angry with them rather than a millimeter away from jumping into the cannister of 'Death from laughing'.

I'm so confused.