ok fine, i will help you.

Reasons elderlies should not drive:

that incident where a guy killed like 60 people with a buick, and he was like 88
(u could make the whole paper about that)

they drive slow as fuck, slowing the overall efficiency of the economy down.

obviously, becuase they are bad at reflex and paying attention.

one time an elderly man backed into my car. I slayed him on the spot with a rusty meathook.

also cocks.