7 page paper due tommorow HELP

[Bongsmith]

i have a 7 page paper due tommorow, well actually today and i just started on it tonight. I'm high as hell. The paper is an argumentative essay on how elderly people shouldn't be allowed to drive. any reasons for why they shouldn't would be extremely helpful

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Bongsmith Reviewed by Bongsmith on 09-26-2005. 7 page paper due tommorow HELP help Rating: 5

[tokosan]

An essay on elderly drivers

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind elderly drivers, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of elderly drivers. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably elderly drivers is often misunderstood by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of elderly drivers.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of elderly drivers to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of elderly drivers on today's society. A child�s approach to elderly drivers raises the question 'why?'

Nothing represents every day life better than elderly drivers, and I mean nothing. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to elderly drivers, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model. Taking special care to highlight the role of elderly drivers within the vast framework which this provides.
Oil
Prices

elderly drivers

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that elderly drivers is of great importance. Recent studies indicate that oil prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Perhaps to coin a phrase elderly driverseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing pre and post war views of elderly drivers.

In the words of the famous political Bonaventure Rock 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I argue that his insight into elderly drivers provided the inspiration for these great words. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of elderly drivers to politics is 'participation'.
One of the great ironies of this age is elderly drivers. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

To reiterate, elderly drivers is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, brought up a generation and statistically it's great.

Let's finish with a thought from star Mariah J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without elderly drivers by my side.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

[tokosan]

just go ahead and stretch that into 7 pages... good luck and good night.

Im gonna play far cry, anyone ever played that?

[Melton420]

ure fucked

[Bongsmith]

dude that had nothing to do with my paper but thanks for the laugh

[Bongsmith]

i got 4.5 pages helphelp help just a few reasons why not to drive

[Garden Knowm]

they actually offer a course for drivers over 55 (for free) in california.

Maybe it should be mandatory.. or build them their own roads...

People under 25 shouldn't be allowed to drive either.. should be free taxis for them!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

You better get typin'.

[tokosan]

ok fine, i will help you.

Reasons elderlies should not drive:

that incident where a guy killed like 60 people with a buick, and he was like 88
(u could make the whole paper about that)

they drive slow as fuck, slowing the overall efficiency of the economy down.

obviously, becuase they are bad at reflex and paying attention.

one time an elderly man backed into my car. I slayed him on the spot with a rusty meathook.

also cocks.

[beachguy in thongs]

I took a Sociology class on the elderly, for some odd reason.