An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed
up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for
swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.


One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.


One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"


The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the
pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here
to feed the alligator."


Moral: Old men can still think fast