Am I Fucked?

[Gnomey]

Last Sunday I smoked. I also smoked both days before that. High all weekend. I suspected I would have a piss test monday, so I drank a shitload of water. Gallons. No test. Worked out Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, and Thursday night. Sweated my ass off all week. Friday my mom tells me to piss in a cup. I get in the bathroom and piss and it's yellow. I mix it with cold water so the temp wont be right. My mom said there must be something wrong with the cup do it again. I told her I couldn't go anymore. Went upstairs, drank about 10 cups of water, pissed once in the toilet. Pretty clear, but still a little yellow. I go downstairs, piss in the cup. It's clear, but just barely tinted yellow now. Looked pretty diluted. My mom bags it up and sends it in to wherever the high school shit is. (Private high school they test for something idk some kinda bullshit.) I'm almost positive it's a weed test but my mom said that it's probably for steroids because of the sports. So... Am I fucked? I'm 119lbs, 5'2", 27" waist, and i got a 8-pack. I'm pretty built and athletic, too. I bench 230lbs... Tell me what you guys think.

Gnomey Reviewed by Gnomey on 09-25-2005. Am I Fucked? Last Sunday I smoked. I also smoked both days before that. High all weekend. I suspected I would have a piss test monday, so I drank a shitload of water. Gallons. No test. Worked out Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, and Thursday night. Sweated my ass off all week. Friday my mom tells me to piss in a cup. I get in the bathroom and piss and it's yellow. I mix it with cold water so the temp wont be right. My mom said there must be something wrong with the cup do it again. I told her I Rating: 5

[tylerkane]

Test is going to come back positive for Flamer, that's for sure.
And no, I don't believe you can almost bench twice your body weight.

[Gnomey]

That's cool bro I'm not askin' for you to believe me but I have no reason to lie. I'm hoping it comes up as diluted and they take a retest.

[MightyFourTwenty]

Test is going to come back positive for Flamer, that's for sure.
And no, I don't believe you can almost bench twice your body weight.

Yeah, I agree. He sounds like he was putting a personal ad out there, with the talk of the 8-pack and 27'' waist ... Ah well, yeah, I think you're fucked. Deal with it.

[Gnomey]

Heyy i didn't mean it like that, now. My point was to give you guys a body description so you can possibly judge how long it would stay in my system. Basically I was saying I'm ripped and skinny and burn fat easily. I think I'm fucked, too. Damn.

[lizka4200]

too much water is easily detectes in a lab...most labs check for water and creatine levels...at home tets are much easier to fool

[mikeandjenherbals]

okay, whats up dude, this isnt the locker room, your jock buddies are not here so you can bunch up on one of us stoners and snap towels, charlie horse or some other assinine prank which gets you and the rest of the little dicked jocks high 5ing and slapping each others butts, not so much fun when the rabbit has the gun is it? thc attaches to fat cells working out, in theory, could release the bonded thc when said fat is burned, thats why there are people out there clean for months and still test dirty, sounds like you are fucked jockstrap,

[Dopenologist]

Sorry dude, i dont think i can help, but i do hear that drinking alot of water will help clear it out of your system.. What amazed me is your mom knowing something is wrong with your sample by looking at it.. lol

[Gnomey]

I used cold water to fuck with the temperature so she would know I fucked with it so she would tell me to do it again... There's a thermometer on the cup. I think it was a home test because no one else in my class got a test to "sign up for private high school" like my mom says. I don't know. I'll tell ya if I pass or not I guess I just gotta wait it out.

[beachguy in thongs]

GNomey think...

Am I fucked?

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you right

I bags


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