driving cross country with a cat while smoking for the first time in awhile? wee! video tape that wacky shit!
Im driving cross country next month, too. I wouldnt dream of doing it sober! You know what kinda maniacs out there drive sober?! Dont trust those sober people.

EUPHORICS MIND ALTERING TIP OF THE DAY: WHEN IN DOUBT, GIVE THEM THE FINGER.