Only those who BELIEVE in god please

[Melton420]

you know whats weird i was reading my bible and it said in not so many words. that, on the day of jesus' return there will be 3 of the 12 diciples still on earth,
now does that mean that there still alive and their 2006 years old or does that mean that their bodies are still on earth, which... is still amazing

Melton420 Reviewed by Melton420 on 09-23-2005. Only those who BELIEVE in god please you know whats weird i was reading my bible and it said in not so many words. that, on the day of jesus' return there will be 3 of the 12 diciples still on earth, now does that mean that there still alive and their 2006 years old or does that mean that their bodies are still on earth, which... is still amazing Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

Maybe God has other disciples in mind?

[F L E S H]

you know whats weird i was reading my bible and it said in not so many words. that, on the day of jesus' return there will be 3 of the 12 diciples still on earth,
now does that mean that there still alive and their 2006 years old or does that mean that their bodies are still on earth, which... is still amazing

Well, I just had to come and clarify this to you (got here first ermitonto! )

Read the Bible carefully, and you'll realize that the Second Coming of Christ was supposed to have occurred during the lifetime of his disciples (or at least 3 of them...) No, dummy, it doesn't mean they're still alive, it means the prophesy DID NOT COME TRUE. Judgment Day is about 1,900 years late, and it shows no signs of turning up to its appointment.

Read your Gospels carefully, don't be blinded by faith, read and think for yourself, for Christ's sake!

[meloncoly]

praise Allah, all you Christians are going to hell according to my gospel, haha unlucky

[F L E S H]

praise Allah, all you Christians are going to hell according to my gospel, haha unlucky

You're sadly mistaken if you think I believe in that junk. Just because I know the Bible doen't mean I believe in it.

[hipEstoner]

hmm, i think i believe jesus was real and was a prophet and a very good magician /optical illusionist but not god

[mikeandjenherbals]

santa is real?

[mrdevious]

santa is real?

yep, he's st.nicholas. then we decided we'd give him a magic slay, a secret hide out in the north pole, and an army child slave labourors he calls "elves"

[chonged]

before 1930 is was Saint Nic

then in the 30's, the coca cola company used this fella in an advert

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm color blind and can't read brown. Does that say "A coked Santa"?