Quote Originally Posted by Lulu
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?

Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.


im laughing so hard ive got tears running down my face....that shit is funny, and i am fucking bakedddd. that shit is hilarioussss.
jones2much Reviewed by jones2much on . your best your mamas so fat jokes lol your mamas so fat she put on a yellow jumpsuit when she bent over 3 peeps jumped in a thought it was a taxi cab Rating: 5