1. Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
2. Yo mama so fat I ran around her and got lost.
3. Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets fingered, rolled, and comes back for more.
4. Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream... flat as a board and easy to nail.
5. Yo mama is so fat that the police dogs stop her for having 10 pounds of crack.
6. Yo mama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless.
7. Yo mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
8. Yo mama is so hairy when she went to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
9. Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said Simese Twins.
10. Yo mama so fat when God said Let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out the way
11. Yo mama so hunchedbacked she got to look up to tie her shoes.
Sensi Super Skunk Reviewed by Sensi Super Skunk on . your best your mamas so fat jokes lol your mamas so fat she put on a yellow jumpsuit when she bent over 3 peeps jumped in a thought it was a taxi cab Rating: 5