heres two for ya but there kinda long so...

it was thanksgiving and this lil boy was walkin through his house...
he walked past the bathroom and his dad was shaving and he heard shit...
he said whats shit mean...oh its abother word for shaving cream...oh ok
so he walked to his lil brothers room and he was playin with some toys and he hears dick...he said whats dick mean...he said oh its another word for toys...oh ok
so he walks to his sisters room and hears tits buns tits buns...he said whats tits and buns mean...its another word for hats and coats...oh ok
so he walks to the living room and his mom is fighting with someone and he hears bitch bastard bitch bastard..he said whats that mean...oh its another word for people who come over for thanksgiving dinner...
so he walks in the kitchen and hears fuck...
he said whats fuck mean...oh its another word for spicing the turkey

so the door bell rang...he answered it...
hello bitch and bastard may i take your tits and buns...
dads upstairs smearing shit all over his face, my brothers in his room playin with his dick and moms in the kitchen fuckin the turkey.....



ok heres another good one...

there was this family and they were to poor to buy food so this
old man went and shot them a squirrel that still had the bb's in it...
they ate and the lil girls went upstairs to bed and the lil boy went outside...
one lil girl came downstairs and said...
mommy mommy i peed a bb...
the other lil girl came down and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
the lil boy came in and said mommy mommy...
let me guess you peed a bb...no i was jackin off in the back yard and shot the dog.....

lmao

smoke on
peace