your best your mamas so fat jokes lol

[Ammie]

your mamas so fat her belt size is equarter

[Ammie]

your mamas so fat they thought her blood type was rocky road hahaha:P

[Ammie]

lmao your mamas so fat she walked in the kitchen the skillets started gigglein hahahaha

[Lola]

LMFAO OK DAMMIT U WANT MORE SHIT HERE U g0:/

y0 mama is so.... fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

y0 mama is so.... ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!

y0 mama is so.... fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

y0 mama is so.... fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction


ok i am done.....

[Ammie]

lmao hahahhahahahahaha omfg my ribs hurt lol

[tokinsmoke]

omfg lola,,,
thats some funny shit
i'll get some more for ya'll... cant think right now

not in the state off mind...
if ya know what i mean...

peace

[king cola]

your mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.

your mamas so fat that when she walks backwards she makes a beeping noise.

[Ammie]

your mamas so fat you have to strap a "wide Load" sign on her ass when she walks down the street.

[smokey]

your mama is so fat she has to use the pacific ocean to have a bath

[Lulu]

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?

Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.