your best your mamas so fat jokes lol

[tokinsmoke]

ok this isnt a ya mama joke but i thought i would make ya'll laugh cuz i laughed my ass off last night tellin jokes...

***why do queers wear ribbed condoms??? more traction in the mud...***
lmafo............hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hey lola...the dude travis (spud) i was talkin bout...he told me that one
i get some more from him...

peace

[Prozac fairy]

Yo momas so fat her belt is the size of the equator

ooooo the Nutty proffesor was funny lol

[tokinsmoke]

heres two for ya but there kinda long so...

it was thanksgiving and this lil boy was walkin through his house...
he walked past the bathroom and his dad was shaving and he heard shit...
he said whats shit mean...oh its abother word for shaving cream...oh ok
so he walked to his lil brothers room and he was playin with some toys and he hears dick...he said whats dick mean...he said oh its another word for toys...oh ok
so he walks to his sisters room and hears tits buns tits buns...he said whats tits and buns mean...its another word for hats and coats...oh ok
so he walks to the living room and his mom is fighting with someone and he hears bitch bastard bitch bastard..he said whats that mean...oh its another word for people who come over for thanksgiving dinner...
so he walks in the kitchen and hears fuck...
he said whats fuck mean...oh its another word for spicing the turkey

so the door bell rang...he answered it...
hello bitch and bastard may i take your tits and buns...
dads upstairs smearing shit all over his face, my brothers in his room playin with his dick and moms in the kitchen fuckin the turkey.....



ok heres another good one...

there was this family and they were to poor to buy food so this
old man went and shot them a squirrel that still had the bb's in it...
they ate and the lil girls went upstairs to bed and the lil boy went outside...
one lil girl came downstairs and said...
mommy mommy i peed a bb...
the other lil girl came down and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
the lil boy came in and said mommy mommy...
let me guess you peed a bb...no i was jackin off in the back yard and shot the dog.....

lmao

smoke on
peace

[Looker]

Your mommas so fat that in order to weigh her, they have to put her in an
ambulance, bring her to a truck weigh station, then weigh the ambulance with your momma in it, and then subtract the gross vehicle weight of the ambulance and subtract it from the difference and thats how they get her weight....

Or they can bring her to the zoo and weigh your momma on one of those scales that they weigh polar bears and elephants on, and they can get her weight that way...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

1. Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
2. Yo mama so fat I ran around her and got lost.
3. Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets fingered, rolled, and comes back for more.
4. Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream... flat as a board and easy to nail.
5. Yo mama is so fat that the police dogs stop her for having 10 pounds of crack.
6. Yo mama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless.
7. Yo mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
8. Yo mama is so hairy when she went to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
9. Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said Simese Twins.
10. Yo mama so fat when God said Let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out the way
11. Yo mama so hunchedbacked she got to look up to tie her shoes.

[Looker]

Your Momma is so fat when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet

[TheDirtyB]

yo mama so fukin fat, each ass cheek has its own zip code

[fatty lumps]

Your mama's so fat she freebases ham.

Your mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter.

If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it off your mama's chin.

[tumbleweed]

your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone

[tumbleweed]

your momma so dumb she forgot how to make ice
your momma so ugly i wouldnt fuck her with your dick
your momma is like home depot .05 a screw

heres joke bout fags
two fags screwing got no vasoline so one says to the other
ill go get some when he comes back the whole room is
covered in vasoline he says wtf happened other one
says i farted