"The internet is shit."

[maryjanemama]

GOOGLE WILL CRUSH YOU

DO U FEEL LUcKY??

You betcha!

I'm with Edgar, why the hell would I want to leave my house? I, too, live in the middle of nowhere, without the internet I'd have to drive for miles to find information, that's the whole point of the internet. Convenience. Plus there's no porn at the library. I can't be naked there and make money so no thank you. And, I remember when there was no internet (yes, kiddies, let me take you back now) and it sucked balls.