Do you believe in god?

[GHoSToKeR]

It's a song, dumbass, though not one in my cd changer. You want to meet me in muskogee? You name the time and place, I don't live that far, but know this, if you don't show, I gonna show you for a punk all over this board, and any other I can find. Your move, hillbilly boy.

lol x loads

BANNED

[beachguy in thongs]

banned?

[likemclever]

Gost has been in a banning mood lately........

[MightyFourTwenty]

Eh, God is just a hoax. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you can pull the covers off from over you eyes, and enjoy life. That's the big secret.

Stealing this from Billy Hicks, I have just one question for you Christians out there. Just one. What about the damned Dinosaurs? Don't you think it would have been documented somewhere in the Bible that there were big fuckin' lizards walking/flying around at some point?

[GHoSToKeR]

According to my mum and her religious friends, God put dinasour fossils in the Earth as a way, to put it simply, to give is something to do. Same with the rest of the Universe - it's all just there for our amusement, apparantly. Or at least to keep us occupied.

[MightyFourTwenty]

Nevermind. I have acknowledged and accepted this fact:

To argue Christianity with a Christian is useless. They either ignore logic and sense, or they have some stupid bullshit defense that they use, such as that whole "no impurites in the world until after Adam and Eve sinned, so now because of their sin God has decreed that the sister-fucking shall forever be wrong" story. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and smoke a couple of bowls, go outside and smoke a cigarette, and then proceed with my non-religious day.

[MightyFourTwenty]

^^ Not directed to anyone in particular, just realized it all over again.

[MightyFourTwenty]

According to my mum and her religious friends, God put dinasour fossils in the Earth as a way, to put it simply, to give is something to do. Same with the rest of the Universe - it's all just there for our amusement, apparantly. Or at least to keep us occupied.

Are you sure that God didn't put fossils on the Earth as a way of testing our
faith in him? lol Sorry, Bill Hicks is the man ...

[GHoSToKeR]

Actually, yeah, that was one of the reasons they used. Seriously... lol

[MightyFourTwenty]

lol, well ... Doesn't in kinda fuckin' scare you as a Christian that God is, well, fucking with you?! I mean, that we have some kinda prankster God running around planting Dinosaur bones to confuse the fuck out of the people that were previously faithful to him ... I mean, I wouldn't say that's a good leadership tactic. So you Christians out there are basically following around an all-powerful 12-year-old that just fucks with people's minds. Congratulations!