Well this explains why I couldn't find a site selling the gravity vortex that uses paypal. I was getting annoyed and was going to make a topic requesting for a paypal accepting online headshop and decided to do a search first.

I guess I'll wait till later in the week when I get my real check and use my debit card to buy my vortex. I'll use my paypal money to buy something else online, or perhaps I'll just transfer it to my bank account.