I love my mum. In public she claims that I can't smoke in the house and blah, blah, blah, but then she walked in recently when me and a friend were smoking a joint, rolling a joint, and having a fit of the giggles while the whole room smelt of smoke. She didn't even say anything, because she's cool with it. She just doesn't want everyone to know she's cool with it.

3 Sheets, why smoke in your bathroom? Have you got a balcony, garden, window you could smoke out of or anything like that?

Edit: Didn't read your whole post, sorry man! That's usually what I do when i'm on my own.. sit next to my window and blow the smoke outta my blinds. But usally after a joint or two I can't be assed any more and just smoke normally. Then I get cold and close the window and just smoke in my room. lol