I drank like 1/4 bottle of navy rum, fell of my bike on the footpath/sidewalk and flew like a yard or 2 into a main road, i got cut up bad, broke my watch, had a bike on top of me, and had cars dodging me at rush hour while i was lying in the road haha.
I got up, laughed and carried on (walking with the bike, i knocked the chain off in the carnage lol)

So yeah, riding a bike while drunk is just as bad haha