ok ill tell you all about the first and only time i got busted for growing. well there are some old train tracks where i live so i hopped on my fourwheeler and was off to water my 12 female plants that were about a foot and a half high and already and starting to get buds on them, and apparently some old lady had noticed me going back there every day at the same time (i would do it after school when my parents werent home so i could get out of the house with the necessary materials for my beauties without getting questioned on why i was bringing a 2 litre bottle of water and some plastic heat shells with me on my fourwheeler)

so that old bitch went on a hunt and totally fucking went insane on my plants i went back the next day and it was like a warzone i almost cried when i saw my plants torn to shreads and all the potting soil every where. so yeah i was fucking pissed, then on my way out i see this white van right at the entrance to the train tracks so i figured i better just keep goin since they had already seen me and then 3 pigs jumped out and held there guns to me and said turn off the machine and get on your knees with your hands behind your head, so i did what they said and luckily i left all the shit back there with the plants cause i figured there was no point in keeping it

they padded me down and shit and i was like whats this all about? and one pig said that i didnt need to know at the moment so i said no fuck that you dont have the right to do this to me and the one pig was like well that little out burst just gave us all the right in the world, so at this point i figured what the fuck so i gave them a phony address name and all that and then i saw they were putting it in a computer so i was like SHIT(cause it would come back through the computer that i lied)

so i asked the one cop if i could got get my cigarrettes and he said sure so without even thinking i walked over to my fourwheeler started it up as fast as i could and fucking gunned it down the tracks as fast as i fuckin could then i took a couple back roads to my deallers house parked the fourwheeler in the back yard and stayed there for a week until the heat was off lol well luckily the pigs were all crouded around the radio thing in the van and my fourwheeler was quite a ways a way from them cause i could have got busted even worse with trying to run and all

but anyways i heard that the bitch who narked on me was telling people she was walking her dog and found them and called the narcotics control people, which was bullshit cause what the fuck would she be doing walking her dog out in the middle of butt fuck knowwhere 5 km from her house so yeah i guess to sum it all up i pulled an almost impossible stunt and ran away from the cops when they already thought they had busted me