back in the day.....We were at a friends house passin a fat one in his living room with the front door open, he lived in the rear apt so it didnt seem a problem. I was taking a big hit when someone banged on the screendoor. I looked up and very calmly palmed the joint and pressed it to my leg. It was 2 officers at the door! We all were ready to shit at this point. They were there to bust my friend fo selling scripts. thankfully he sold everything about an hour before and all they found was a large bottle of tylenol.
They had to smell it,we had the joint in progress! That was 22 yrs ago, cops werent the major pain in the asses they are today. I have never seen 4 people sweat so much in my life! We were stunned to say the least when they left without a word about smoke at all. After the shock wore off we laughed so hard we needed to spark that joint I palmed to chill. I had a blister for a day, but I didnt get busted.