Me drunk as fuck

[lemonboy]

Well, you did better than most! I had my first alcoholic beverage in front of my mom at an Outback. "I didn't know you liked beer!" was her reaction. Parents are so naiive

[TallulahGreen]

Well....the person taking care of it was my mom.

...and I am turning 20 years old on friday. The bartender didn't ID me..so I drank 3 glasses of wine...2 of their drinks called swamp water...each with an extra shot of alcohol...and 2 cadillac margaritas.

I am 110 pounds.

[tylerkane]

Jessica Simpson's sister?
wow, whats up.

[lemonboy]

Wow. My mom helped carry the keg up to several of my brother's high-school parties. I am the eldest and still considered the "good son"

[KronicKing]

I've never been that drunk and I never want to be. Poison is poison is poison.

agreed,it's fun to do it once or twice to have a good time and a great story to tell the kids but i'm a reefer man myself,i do't like the effects of alchohal all that much,so i stay away from it for the most part,roll me a joint before you poor me a drink anyday.

[lemonboy]

agreed,it's fun to do it once or twice to have a good time and a great story to tell the kids but i'm a reefer man myself,i do't like the effects of alchohal all that much,so i stay away from it for the most part,roll me a joint before you poor me a drink anyday.

Yeah. I'll be somewhere where the night's events are drinking, drinking, and more drinking. The tweeny frat boys still look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them I'd rather smoke. I smile back at them and take a hit

[likemclever]

agreed,it's fun to do it once or twice to have a good time and a great story to tell the kids but i'm a reefer man myself,i do't like the effects of alchohal all that much,so i stay away from it for the most part,roll me a joint before you poor me a drink anyday.

That's exactly how I feel.......I'm a terrible drinker.....

[KronicKing]

That's exactly how I feel.......I'm a terrible drinker.....

haha,me too,it's funny to see people like "your 6'4 200lb and get drunk off two beers?!" it does have it's drawbacks...when i get sick...i get really sick..and i do get sick from time to time after drinking(well i guess i dont have much to compare to,i've only been drunk enough to get sick about 3 times)

[Melton420]

wow u got drunk??

[TallulahGreen]

I am known for puking. I can puke and get fucked up off of nothing. It's pretty fuckin lame....but I still do it. I wish I had wine right now, I wish I had wine and weed.

Dammnit.

...and did someone call me Jessica Simpsons sister? Cause I used to get that a lot..