Iraq Suicide Bombers Say Al-Qaida Forced Them

[Psycho4Bud]

Nah, the civil war comes later after America leaves.

Haven't you been paying attention? We're not leaving! We're going to suck Iraq like a whore in heat until every last drop of bubblin' crude is ours!! Then and only then will the Imperialistic Industrial Military Complex leave that country!!!
And the only damn reason we'll leave is to do it to another, and another, and another, and another!!!

BWWWAAAAHHHH!!!