BAT FOR SALE

[Adz]

Hi Everyone,

I've got a 5 Year old Bat for sale, We'll not really for sale.
FREE TO A GOOD HOME!

Everytime I try and skin up it fuckin flaps past and blows all my weed everywhere. Also when my car alarm goes off the sonic sound pulses seem to make it go crazy smacking into me, the window, the door, the wall, the mirror. I'm very concerned that its gonna hurt itself one of these days so thats why I've decided to give it away. (Lets face it the car is more useful)

Its answers to the name 'BAT' or if you speak in sonic frequencies it answers to the name 'screeeeeech ureeeeeeeek meeeek meeeek'. Also it is capable of operating newer microwave ovens (the ones with the key pads) and shitting on everything.

Because of certain laws I am unable to ship the bat to New York, Scotland or Khazakstan.

Let me know if your interested.

Adz Reviewed by Adz on 06-17-2004. BAT FOR SALE Hi Everyone, I've got a 5 Year old Bat for sale, We'll not really for sale. FREE TO A GOOD HOME! Everytime I try and skin up it fuckin flaps past and blows all my weed everywhere. Also when my car alarm goes off the sonic sound pulses seem to make it go crazy smacking into me, the window, the door, the wall, the mirror. I'm very concerned that its gonna hurt itself one of these days so thats why I've decided to give it away. (Lets face it the car is more useful) Its answers to Rating: 5

[slider]

hay dude if you not joking i might know somebody who might love it.......... and they ent got a car or a new microwave.lol... ill have a word an let you know...... oh im mids uk as well.... slider

[pot me up]

what kind of bat is it and where are you at

[king cola]

hahaha, i had a pet bat for a night when we were sessioning it up at my house and it flew through my window, was the coolest thing ever especially when stoned, id love a pet bat but im sure the coolness would start to become annoyance by the end of it, which is what it sounds like has happend to you.

[gs8778]

Because of certain laws I am unable to ship the bat to New York, Scotland or Khazakstan.

Goddammit I hate this state. NY sucks. Why the hell can't I have a bat shipped to me? What event happened to make them make a law against bat shipping? Crazy.

[Shrew]

can you get a bat shipped to Jersey in the UK?? i love having pets with a twist... if you want dude i will take it off your hands... i have a good place for it...a room all to itself and i have nothing that can fuck it off

[maelly]

is this a sick joke?

[Adz]

Hi Guys,

The terrorist bat in question is of the Rhinolophidae family. (Horse Shoe Bat).

He's asleep at the moment but I bet as soon as I try to roll one the f*cker will be on the rampage again.

Zero

[gs8778]

how much did you pay for that critter?

[socks]

That breed is listed as vulnerable...y dont u hand t lil baby over to a scantuary or something?

Dont know if these will be any use...
SURREY BAT GROUP Tel: 01276 22574

The Bat Conservation Trust Tel: 020 7627 2629, Email: [email protected]

http://www.veggies.org.uk/acd/europe...untys.htm#Surr

Good luck whatever you do...jus mk sure he goes to a good home