From an episode of South Park...
Pharmacist: (gives some Ritalin to Mrs. McKormick.) There's your perscription, Miss McKormick! A hundred dollars worth of Ritalin!

Mrs. McKormick: Then he won't have Attention Deficit Disorder anymore?

Pharmacist: We can only hope so. Next! (Pan to the middle of the line where Shiela Broflovski and Sharon Marsh are standing with their kids.)

Sharon: Oh, hi, Shiela!

Shiela: Sharon! Your son has Attention Deficit Disorder too?

Sharon: Yes! I should've known! It all makes sense now! I could never get Stanley to pay attention when his grandfather told him stories about the thirties!

Shiela: I know what you mean! Kyle gets so hyper! Sometimes he runs around and screams like a little eight-year-old!

Kyle: I am eight.
ermitonto Reviewed by ermitonto on . Alarm as prescriptions of Ritalin to children reach a record high and it's only going to get better with lord bush's new freedom initiative...the freedom to have your tyrannical government forcibly drug you after finding a disorder you have in the government schools...the ultimate in freedom! http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/18/nrit18.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/09/18/ixnewstop.html Alarm as prescriptions of Ritalin to children reach a record high By Roya Nikkhah (Filed: 18/09/2005) The number of children being prescribed Rating: 5