Am I from Nebraska....hmmm, after I just watched the ugliest display of football known to man tonight vs. Pitt, I will have to say I don't...never been there...not even sure where it is.

I'm with the start slow philosophy, as I have no clue how much will have the best effect/relief. I have to admit this won't be my veeeeeeerrrrry first high. I faked smoking it a few times in high school to 'fit in'...and then 'it' happened...yowsers, did it ever. My wife and I went to a marriage counselor when we were still living in Oregon (need I say more? ) Up to that point I really hadn't thought much about smoking pot, that is until she told me how she too suffered from chronic pain. This woman couldn't get up fast enough (I think she was high at that moment too, which would explain her jumping out of her chair like a cat...pain, what pain!) to get to the fridge. I have to claim ignorance, 'cause when she brought out this wacky lookin' old juice jar with some concoction in it, I thought this lady was gonna drink a shot or two of this syrup'y stuff and didn't like to drink alone.

Obviously it was cooking oil...pot style. So along with this bottle, she sent home a 'sample pack' of what I now know was some of the best stuff known to man. I promptly went out to the local cigar shop and picked up a big ol' mack daddy pipe, and started stuffin' it until it could hold no more. Yes, I smoked every speck of weed in that thing as fast as I could....I also didn't move so much as an eye muscle for the next 3 hours. It was the CRAZIEST feeling I've ever had! I hope this makes sense...I knew I was there...in that exact spot in time....and was having conversations (w/ myself mind you) in my melon, but couldnt' get my mouth to open to verbalize them. I was kinda 'trapped' in my own body, but not 'trapped' like you were in a boat that was goin' down, more so that you saw the boat taking on water...and became fascinated by the water show...and then saw your reflection in the water and noticed you were in full scuba gear.

Ok, that sounded a tad wacked.

Anyway, thanks for all the help, and feel free to keep it coming if anything else pops in your head.

Chad