Quote Originally Posted by tokosan
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Haha that rocks.
Hempamasta Reviewed by Hempamasta on . just a funny joke. feel free to add your own jokes! A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man to get out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tieing the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this man is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot Rating: 5