HA HA HA HA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! shit man i dont think i can top that but ill give er a shot this is the only one i can remember off the top of my head...

How do you kill a newfy?


put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool
420purplehaze420 Reviewed by 420purplehaze420 on . just a funny joke. feel free to add your own jokes! A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man to get out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tieing the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this man is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot Rating: 5