Quote Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
all this linear thought makes my brain hurt

please, someone find the oldest thread on the boards and revive it

i'm too lazy
It was done before Christmas. And it was a boring thread anyway. About bottled water or something. Nothing to bother replying to.
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . just a funny joke. feel free to add your own jokes! A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man to get out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tieing the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this man is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot Rating: 5