Who'd Win In A Fist Fight, Cheech Or Chong?

[Optimus Pot]

Cheech & Chong blowin' smoke in each other's face


Cheech and Chong - can't they get along?


Apparently not.


Tommy Chong recently labeled his former comedy partner, Richard (Cheech) Marin, a "sellout" and a "professional Mexican."


The 59-year-old Marin retorted to Lowdown: "Gramps is a little old. It's so sad when stoners get to the AARP age, you know? Who knows what's on Tommy's mind! It's the Alzheimer's age."


Chong, who's 67, is promoting his new documentary, "a/k/a Tommy Chong," about his 2003 arrest and nine-month jail term for selling drug paraphernalia online.


"I just saw Cheech in a Target ad," Chong told an interviewer. "He's a little removed from the stoner humor. He's a professional Mexican now."


Cheech responded: "He called a couple weeks ago when he asked me to do a project with him. I didn't take the call. I was just busy being a professional Mexican."


Kidding or not, Marin is making his Broadway directorial debut with "Latinologues," a series of satirical monologues based on the Latino experience in America, opening Oct. 23 at the Helen Hayes Theater.


"They asked me to direct, and it was a gift from the gods," said Marin. "What's great is that New York has all the Latino ethnicities: Puerto Rican, Cuban, Dominican, Colombian, Mexican, Mexican-American. It's a very sophisticated audience."

Optimus Pot Reviewed by Optimus Pot on 09-17-2005. Who'd Win In A Fist Fight, Cheech Or Chong? Cheech & Chong blowin' smoke in each other's face Cheech and Chong - can't they get along? Apparently not. Tommy Chong recently labeled his former comedy partner, Richard (Cheech) Marin, a "sellout" and a "professional Mexican." Rating: 5

[jfoster]

well, if they had a fistfight in a movie chong would win, but in real life i think it would be an even match.

[JackNoble]

Chong would fuck him up. =\ Can't compete with nine months in the pen.

[stayblazin]

In a real fight Cheech would beat Chongs ass. Chong is like almost 70.
but if they had a battle over who could smoke the most pot before passing out ide def give the edge to Chong.

[nickx760]

Y would u ever say something like that....theyd never ever fight, im horrified

theyd be too stoned to fight anways

[flamingskullballs]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo......

they were my heros man...they always got in so much trouble, but always got through it...

[likemclever]

In a real fight Cheech would beat Chongs ass. Chong is like almost 70.
but if they had a battle over who could smoke the most pot before passing out ide def give the edge to Chong.

totaly what he said

[stayblazin]

Who knows maybe its a big ass publicity stunt?
suddenly one day we're gona wake up to cheech and chong smokin together on the movie screen again?
wishful thinking but man that would be a great suprise!

[Canadabis]

Dude its simple boxing. Latin>white>black
Remember that Croat Cavallo, lost to Mohammed ali to champions incumbency, though went dancing with his wife after; Ali went to the hospital with a concusion.

[nickx760]

Latin>white>black

bullshit^