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    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    Well, Fuck.....I dont even know where to start. Me and my parents were eating dinner and my mom said she heard something. So I didnt hear anything and kept on eating. After dinner, I went outside for a smoke, and low and behold, some little fucking kids(prob 15-16) take off running from my spot like a bat outa hell. So I take off overthere and....and....THEY TRIED TO STEAL MY BABY!!!!! She was lying on the ground, sawed off at the ground. If I was a little bit slower, it would have been a total loss.

    Now wtf do I do? Will she continue to mature if I hang her upside down, whole? Or should I just fucking hack her up??

    Im so fucking sad. FUCK ALL LITTLE THEIVING FUCKERS......YOU ALL ROT IN HELL. Harddon.....what should I do man, Im destroyed.-emt
    EmTpockets Reviewed by EmTpockets on . OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME. Well, Fuck.....I dont even know where to start. Me and my parents were eating dinner and my mom said she heard something. So I didnt hear anything and kept on eating. After dinner, I went outside for a smoke, and low and behold, some little fucking kids(prob 15-16) take off running from my spot like a bat outa hell. So I take off overthere and....and....THEY TRIED TO STEAL MY BABY!!!!! She was lying on the ground, sawed off at the ground. If I was a little bit slower, it would have been a Rating: 5

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    #2
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    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    Awe man EmT .. im so sorry to hear that. i feel ya bro. Thats how i felt when some fuckers cut 5 flowers of my Misty. Fuckin sucks man...

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    #3
    Senior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    Dont take shit from those punk kids, if you see them my god youd better ketch them and teach them a good fucking lesson. In the mean time I would suggest BARBWIREING , fuck those little kids cant see in the dark. Do you got a fence? If you do make it like 10-12ft lol. W/e your city abides by.

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    #4
    Senior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    Bummer....

    Well I would just chop the branches off the main stem and hang em up.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    Thats fucked...are your plants hiden,how did they know about them.
    Every post I make is purely fictional. Any information I have about cannabis is either through common sense or intensive reading. Any pictures posted by myself or anyone using my username are not my own and are in fact picture found on google images. I will not be held responsible for anything that I say on these forums.

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    #6
    Senior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    Sorry to hear, EmT...
    This is all just a goofy satire...sort of a National Lampoon thing and certainly only photos and ideas collected online.

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    #7
    Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    that sux, need to get yourself a guard dog

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    #8
    Senior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    What i tell u homie ... RIGHT BEFORE harvest ,.... i always STRIKE!


    LOL .. jk .. sucks what happend man. I might have to harvest mine early ...

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    #9
    Senior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    sorry DUDE...

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    #10
    Junior Member

    OMFG, READ AND MOURN WITH ME.

    SCREW THE DOG

    BUY A GUN!!!!
    YOUR LACK OF PLANNING: DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART!!!!

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