Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Don't know where my head was, must've taken too big of a swig. If you get gay friends, you'll never have to cook again.
I like being friends with lesbians because

a)there is no way we'll ever like the same person. I'm into guys and they're into girls

b) there is no way one of us will start developing feelings for the other

c) lesbians are chill, they're not bitchy like straight girls but not insensitive and dumb like straight guys.