I hate guys sometimes

[nomadherbman]

I have a lot of guy friends because I don't like hanging out with girls because they bitch and moan and care too much about how they look and whatever. My problem is that recently a lot of my guy friends have been trying to make our friendship turn into something more. I don't want that though.

So, my question is why can't guys handle just being friends with someone of the opposite sex?

thats a blessing in disguise
sex with no strings attached

[Mojavpa]

Don't know where my head was, must've taken too big of a swig. If you get gay friends, you'll never have to cook again.

I like being friends with lesbians because

a)there is no way we'll ever like the same person. I'm into guys and they're into girls

b) there is no way one of us will start developing feelings for the other

c) lesbians are chill, they're not bitchy like straight girls but not insensitive and dumb like straight guys.

[beachguy in thongs]

Are you going to college, Blazin'?

I've pictured you with gay guy friends that you've tossed aside, funny, but I would've said it.

[beachguy in thongs]

Really, somebody should start a drinking game thread.

[BlazinHaze]

I like being friends with lesbians because

a)there is no way we'll ever like the same person. I'm into guys and they're into girls

b) there is no way one of us will start developing feelings for the other

c) lesbians are chill, they're not bitchy like straight girls but not insensitive and dumb like straight guys.

So fuckin true!!

[BlazinHaze]

Are you going to college, Blazin'?

I've pictured you with gay guy friends that you've tossed aside, funny, but I would've said it.

Yeah I go to the oh so awesome forsyth tech in good ole winston-salem, NC

[beachguy in thongs]

For two or four years?

[BlazinHaze]

I'm only goin here til January, then I'm hoping to go to UNC Charlotte maybe

[beachguy in thongs]

Did you graduate in '04? I don't know much about UNC Charlotte, or inland N.C. for that matter.

[BlazinHaze]

No I'm supposed to be '05, but I'm finishing my last credits at Fo Tech because I got kicked out of my high schools a couple months before graduation for some bullshit.