I hate guys sometimes

[beachguy in thongs]

So, what were you saying now? About this dating service? Oh, yeah, that was the last thing, and if you go to 4 bars/clubs tomorrow night, you can add that to your list. Ya fake ID'er .

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 09-17-2005. I hate guys sometimes I have a lot of guy friends because I don't like hanging out with girls because they bitch and moan and care too much about how they look and whatever. My problem is that recently a lot of my guy friends have been trying to make our friendship turn into something more. I don't want that though. So, my question is why can't guys handle just being friends with someone of the opposite sex? Rating: 5

[BlazinHaze]

I'm a girl; I don't need a fake ID.

[beachguy in thongs]

Don't you go to bars with bouncers?
or are you the one doing the bouncing... but seriously, unless they just let you in.

[BlazinHaze]

Don't you go to bars with bouncers?
or are you the one doing the bouncing... but seriously, unless they just let you in.

In case you didn't know:

Most bouncers are guys.
Most guys like girls.
I am a girl.

Therefore, bouncers like me.

[beachguy in thongs]

When there's other people in line they won't just let you in and ID everyone else...are you that pretty?

[BlazinHaze]

When there's other people in line they won't just let you in and ID everyone else...are you that pretty?

Well I used to live in South Carolina with my sisters and we knew everyone at every bar, dance club, and strip club. My sisters and I were known as the "Triple Threat".

[beachguy in thongs]

How old are your sisters?
I guess in South Carolina, it's kind of rural. I knew a friend who was born there. Seemed like he had a rural mentality. And it's cool, very cool, to know that you're underage going to a strip club, how many girls go, well, wait, I guess you wouldn't be under age. But, still that's awesome.

[BlazinHaze]

How old are your sisters?
I guess in South Carolina, it's kind of rural. I knew a friend who was born there. Seemed like he had a rural mentality. And it's cool, very cool, to know that you're underage going to a strip club, how many girls go, well, wait, I guess you wouldn't be under age. But, still that's awesome.

Are you calling me country, cause if you are I might have to knock you out, cause I'm from Philly.

But, anyway, yeah we go to strip clubs and party. My sisters are 23 and 25.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I know you're from Philly, remember that's where my best friend moved to? In a different thread. I couldn't share experiences like that, my brother and sister are 9 and 7 years older than me, respectively, and they were away at college when I started drinking.

[BlazinHaze]

Yeah I'm really glad that my sisters and I can chill like friends. I mean, we definitely have our "sister" moments; like when all 3 of us got in a huge brawl and it took 5 guys to break us up.

But, anyway, I have another guy question:

Why do some guys find it necessary to bribe girls to hang out?

A little while ago this guy I don't know that well called me and I asked him if he wanted to chill and he was like, "yeah, I just got some weed and I think I was meant to smoke with you tonight." I was like "you don't have to bribe me, I would've wanted to chill regardless."

I find myself in that situation often and I don't like it.