I think I might be an aspiring alcoholic

[DonnieDarko]

If you're keeping track of your personal drinking records, then you've probably got a problem. I've been there. You won't be saying "yay" when your liver is damaged, and your friends abandon you.

I stopped drinking when my wife and kids were just about ready to leave me. I made the right decision.

[beachguy in thongs]

Blazin', you've got your life flipped upside-down. You shouldn't be waking up drunk until it's nighttime, you don't want to harm your eyes with the sun, you're supposed to go immediately from "the state of yo" (drunk), to laying out in the sun and falling asleep with a beer in your hand, then you're not supposed to wake up until it's time to go to the party!

[mellow mood]

the most alcohol i ever drank was 13 ounces of jamaican rhum in like 2 hours, with few vodka-org juice shots and few jack daniels shooters. and of course weed

at the end of the evening i was playin chess with a guy, then i just fell on the floor and i remember nothing, cept the next day i never felt so bad.

lol

[BlazinHaze]

Blazin', you've got your life flipped upside-down. You shouldn't be waking up drunk until it's nighttime, you don't want to harm your eyes with the sun, you're supposed to go immediately from "the state of yo" (drunk), to laying out in the sun and falling asleep with a beer in your hand, then you're not supposed to wake up until it's time to go to the party!

You crack me up


...or am I just drunk?

[beachguy in thongs]

Funny you said that thing about 'crackin'.
I went into 7-11 and the guy was wearing glasses that were craced from the center out. I asked him what happened, he said he dropped them, I asked if he was drunk, he said no, don't drink, then I said, "I'm sure he knows my name!" Because I saw the UPS guy who's made a bunch of deliveries to my house. He said, "Sure, do!" Anyway, the guy with the broken glasses, worked there and he was from Northern Europe, somewhere. So that's my story about crackin'.

I mean, crack.

[mellow mood]

lol ok

[BlazinHaze]

I had to reread that like 5 times before I knew what you were saying.

[Jake0steve]

30 beers and 5 shots of vodka exactly in one night. I wasn't even as drunk as i normally am with less amount, I had a freak night where i was magically a giant heavyweight. Of course that was in my days of drinking more than smoking, now drinking is a little more of an occasional thing and smoking is a more often thing. Thats the way it should be.

[beachguy in thongs]

I drank 18 beers a night when I had an apartment in Virginia Beach with two of my friends from Amsterdam, NY.

[BlazinHaze]

Of course that was in my days of drinking more than smoking, now drinking is a little more of an occasional thing and smoking is a more often thing. Thats the way it should be.

I've tried to just smoke more and not drink, but I just end up and smoking all my weed so I have to start drinking to maintain my buzz.