If you're keeping track of your personal drinking records, then you've probably got a problem. I've been there. You won't be saying "yay" when your liver is damaged, and your friends abandon you.

I stopped drinking when my wife and kids were just about ready to leave me. I made the right decision.
DonnieDarko Reviewed by DonnieDarko on . I think I might be an aspiring alcoholic I wake up still drunk almost everyday, but besides that, I set a new personal record at beer pong last night! I won 5 out of the 7 games that I played. Yay! Oh yeah, and a question for all my other drinkers out there: How many beers have you drank in a night? My all-time best is 30, which for my size is pretty impressive I believe. Rating: 5