Oh please, don't try to sort my life out for me when you need your own help,

this place is to fucking serious, man,

I've been to Amsterdam and worked their in the flower bulb factories, for a company named B.V.LANGEVELD a subsiduary of Walmart,

we smoked in the Hill Street Blues all the time, in Leiden we smoked in the 'Coffee and Dreams',

we mostly smoked White Widow, we went to the Milkweg nightclub (not sure if that is the spelling but it is how it was pronounced),

in the train stations you meet a lot of break dancers and crack heads,

ask me something only a stoner would know so I can prove I am a smoker, I am coming 24, i guess I am immature for my age, but it is better crack being a wanker!