I wanna see a reply from everyone veiwing!

[colton]

been out for a few jars an just got a txt from a honey i met and now im waitin for a booty call so lifes pretty good at the moment!!

[Canadabis]

I am drinking my 3rd mikes hard lemonade of the night, probably gonna try and get as wasted as possible, as I only have to be up tommorrow at 830 for drivers training.
Yeah baby, I go to drivers school hung over
I havnt had a joint in 4 months as its been drought here for so long...I would so rather be stoned then drunk any day.

[Zero Revolt]

There was once an old man from Nantuket. He said his cock was so bloody long he could suck it. So one fine day he let out a grin while wiping his chin and said if me ear was a cunt I'd fuck it.