yea its pretty good from my opinion.

thats proly wut ill do after ill brake with my g/f.

but anyway i dont really know how u can bring this. i mean just say: hey bob, im fuckin horny wanna fuck.

works better when your drunk. this way hell just be real suprised, and i doubt he will laugh. hell proly say: "uhhh well why not"

here ya go hope it helps