Omg its impossible to get drunk!

[Canadabis]

Im tired of drinkign and drinking and drinking and nothing blah!
Its like 10 bottlef of mikes in like 3 hours now, those are 7%...
I mean I should be buzzed or something, what is this unbakeable?

I need to get stoned so fucking badly...damn you piscine constitution!

Canadabis Reviewed by Canadabis on 09-15-2005. Omg its impossible to get drunk! Im tired of drinkign and drinking and drinking and nothing blah! Its like 10 bottlef of mikes in like 3 hours now, those are 7%... I mean I should be buzzed or something, what is this unbakeable? I need to get stoned so fucking badly...damn you piscine constitution! Rating: 5

[Rapmaster]

Lol, mike's hard lemonade.

Try a fifth of some whiskey, then tell me it's impossible to get drunk.

[phoenix]

Mike's are more like 2% or something. So yeah, drink something harder. Like absinthe. 75% alcohol will get you DRUNK.

[Canadabis]

Dont know man, im on my 11th since the last post...I have some amaretto, but im waiting till its nice and frosty vefore i have some.
And yeah, I have some sort of recessive gene that allows me to drink obscene amounts and just want more, like watching Akira.

[screwedcork]

mike's has like nothing in it, go grab some vodka and make some screwdrivers (orange juice + magic juice) my favorite way to get it down

[amydan420]

Can you get absinthe in the states?

[Canadabis]

I geuss, but im just getting frustrated rawwwwwr!
Drunk NOW!
Ok, im gonna go make a glass of amaretto after the next 3 mikes, I want to finish the case before I crack the bottle.
And I want to play final fantasy 3, I really like that game. Offering + genji glove baby!
Too bad that game hasnt existed in a decade....
Btw absinth isnt really avalable in canada, though my commercially avalable disarono is 35%, so dont tell me thats soft or ill poke you in the eye.

[Canadabis]

Ok im on 13 mikes, im feeling it now.
I feel 3 or 4 hairs sprouting on my chest, peraps mike isnt as much of a bitch as i thought?

[Canadabis]

13 mikes, its starting! oooh yeah I feel good, now I want to kick ass or chew gum, and im all outa gum ( oh yeah duke nukem, you are the man man)

[Ganj]

Dont know man, im on my 11th since the last post...I have some amaretto, but im waiting till its nice and frosty vefore i have some.
And yeah, I have some sort of recessive gene that allows me to drink obscene amounts and just want more, like watching Akira.

ah, akira. that's such a great film. do you not have any smoke, bro? sounds like drowning yourself in alcohol isn't cutting it...are you drunk yet?