Midgets

[Dutchmaster]

haha this is the best topic ever i would just walk away from a midget cop and let him chase me and smack my legs it would be great just to watch him tire himself out then id pick him up and carry him to my house and he would smoke a mini blunt and id smoke a big blunt and we would laugh

Dutchmaster Reviewed by Dutchmaster on 09-16-2005. Midgets Midgets would make really bad poliece officers. I came to this realization today while riding in my car after a bowl. I know if i saw a midget poliece officer i wouldnt listen to him. He would hold no real authority in my book. I guess thats why you dont see them around. Everyone would just laugh and push them around. They would need nun chucks or somthing, maby a big stick, but not to big or they would fall over. Rating: 5

[Fengzi]

Midget cops are bad asses. this proves it

http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=770

[flamingskullballs]

if i saw a midget cop id be all "hey little guy, are you playing sheriff?"

best topic ever man, you are a genious