Goddamnit MB.

You know how many pics I had to take to get the toes outta the way??????

I busted my ass sticking my gut OUT to cover the toes.

I just had a huge meal and was really stretching to stick it out for that pic

Really.

Honestly.

I promise.

CHICKS HERE: DO NOT BELIEVE I HAVE A BIG GIANT BELLY LIKE FAT BASTURD.

I am a HARD ON