To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
Don't go associate every US citizen by those stereotypes...You guys are pissed cuz we're a better nation than you...I mean shit when was the last time you guys made any fucking advancements in dental care...Stop hatin on us you green teeth pricks, i mean what the fuck did we do to you anyways for you to lash out attacks against us...it's not our fault we were born in the greatest nation on the planet (oh and soccer is fuckin gay, basketball is quickly becoming the most popular worldwide sport). Oh and how much fun is it paying $6.00+ for a gallon of gas lol, i thought it sucked when the price hit $2.70 lol...Anyways, just go buy some colgate, a toothbrush, put a white teeth smile on, and stop hatin.