Attention US Citizens

[NowhereMan]

still burnt down your white house and got bored because you guys didnt have anyfight left in you, so we went and got drunk.

any fight, hey pal if you want to drag up old shit
fine we kicked ya ass then and you've sucked up every since
we still stopped you from being a german speaking nation in wwII
so whats ya piont

i dont like bush but i get kinda cranky when ya talk about my country like its some evil thing.
bush will soon be out and i hope a kind hearthearted yet tough bastard takes his place,one without all his wealth invested in OIL
dam texan in the white house is a bad thing.but my nation is the only thing right now that stands any chance at stopping crazy ass nations like lybia and syria and china and N Korea,and the list goes on
from kicking your ass for the years and years of Opression the EMPIRE delt out, so please dont gimmi no shit about the french helping
they did but only becuase they hated you so bad,
why was that? the lil wine and love folks picked up guns and died becuase your nation was so great of a nieghbor,?

i aint proud of all the USA does but one thing i am proud of
we dont take no shit from anyone,NOT even a queen.

i happen to like the brits untill i see one act like he or she is some super being
and we know history dont we,

with out the lil colony that broke off from you ,you would be german now
ww1 ww2?

i find this kinda funny.yaw still mad over that.
ITS ONLY BEEN 200+ YRS AGO
chill and have some tea.smoke a bowl that hash u get and be glad we dont want your lil island.
or we would send Walmart over to own it.

[anycraic]

lol this thread makes me proud to be irish

tiny island versus THE EMPIRE = no contest

yeah the flag of india is OURS with a spinning wheel on it...inspirational huh....

peace...

[soHi]

hilarious, cant wait to send it to every lard arsed donut eating yank that wants to read it.

[JustSayNo]

flfotographer & doomfreak

it really is not necessary to quote the original post, we all know what was said, this is really annoying, may-be I am the only one who this gets too but you will probably do it even more now that you know my weakness.

[soHi]

(oh and soccer is fuckin gay, basketball is quickly becoming the most popular worldwide sport).

football, as it is known everywhere in the world exept for the place where they're so shit at it that they had to make up thier own version, which, by the way is based upon our rugby, exept you wear big pads, cos your pussies, and you stop for a break every 30 seconds, cos you're all lardy arses, is the greatest sport in the world.
The football world cup actually involves all of the countries in the world, not just one. But the US with such a large population cant find 25 men that can run for a full 90 minutes and kick a ball without looking like a bunch of, i was going to say retards but i think, americans will do!!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

Best thread ever!

[GHoSToKeR]

Booooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg ggggggggggg.

[dirty raider]

hilarious, cant wait to send it to every lard arsed donut eating yank that wants to read it.

Oh I say, didn't you read point one old bean, the word is doughnut.

"Ur" is an ancient babylonian city, not a word, "Cuz" is a noise and consequently isn't a word either and adding the letter G onto "hatin" and "fuckin" would make your speech rather more coherent. Also, the correct (if a touch impolite) word is "arse", but we dont like to talk about that old chap. If your going to insult the Empire at least use proper spelling, Lord knows we gave you the language the least you can do is use it properly.

As for "stopping crazy ass nations like Lybia and Syria and China and North Korea", just what is it that you are planning to stop those nice chaps from doing?

It would be most pleasant if we could all just calm down and have a spot of tea, unless you live in Boston.

Keep up the good show lads, stiff upper lip and what ho.

[NowhereMan]

looks around,and says "wow its a pissing contest"

whips out two feet of it and hoses yaw down yelling "chill out time'

i should disqualify myself,


think i will.

[GHoSToKeR]

looks around,and says "wow its a pissing contest"

whips out two feet of it and hoses yaw down yelling "chill out time'

i should disqualify myself,


think i will.

Hahaha.. holy shit I nearly peed myself!