Attention US Citizens

[dirty raider]

Dont try to make excuses cuz you suck and even still today, we are a greater nation.

Well old chap, until the thirteen colonies has conquered an empire that covers a third of the globe then I would advise being quiet and letting civilized chaps do the talking.

dirty raider Reviewed by dirty raider on 09-14-2005. Attention US Citizens To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been Rating: 5

[hipEstoner]

this thread is the start of world war threee
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[Ganj]

hey! what about hugh grant?! he played a british character and he's british, plus he wasn't a bad guy.
voting has never really been essential to the election of a president anyway, but disbanding the senate would prove useful.

[ermitonto]

Well old chap, until the thirteen colonies has conquered an empire that covers a third of the globe then I would advise being quiet and letting civilized chaps do the talking.

With Bush in power we'll be there in no time.

[dirty raider]

Yes but could Bush colour in all the countries he's conquered on a map, I think not, therefore it dosn't count.

[ermitonto]

Well, no, those places aren't directly under Bush's political control in any formal sense. But neither were the East European satellite states of the USSR. And that's a much more effective way to control people. Give them the illusion that they are in control of their own territory, when in reality they are forced to conform to the economic and political aims of the United States or be the target of an American-backed military coup/invasion, as they learned in Chile, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Cuba, Haiti, Vietnam, Iraq, etc. The illusion of independence is sort of like Christian "free will": you are free to do whatever you want, but if you don't follow my policies and worship the way I do things, I'm gonna make sure you get sent to a lake of fire.

[Mojavpa]

I'd have more respect for this thread if you guys would have won the Revolutionary War ..... You tea-drinkers got your asses kicked.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with tea drinkers! I drink 4 cups a day lol Actually, those damn British got us Indians hooked. grrrrrr Actually, compared to all the other evil things they did in India, its not too bad
Where were all you "liberal Europeans" 60 years ago when Britain was massacring Indians on a daily basis?

THE BRITISH PEOPLE SHOULD PAY REPARATIONS TO INDIA AND PAKISTAN FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS OR SO. j/k

[tschmidty32]

To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

Don't go associate every US citizen by those stereotypes...You guys are pissed cuz we're a better nation than you...I mean shit when was the last time you guys made any fucking advancements in dental care...Stop hatin on us you green teeth pricks, i mean what the fuck did we do to you anyways for you to lash out attacks against us...it's not our fault we were born in the greatest nation on the planet (oh and soccer is fuckin gay, basketball is quickly becoming the most popular worldwide sport). Oh and how much fun is it paying $6.00+ for a gallon of gas lol, i thought it sucked when the price hit $2.70 lol...Anyways, just go buy some colgate, a toothbrush, put a white teeth smile on, and stop hatin.

[screwedcork]

...and stop hatin.

yawn.

[amydan420]

Dirty raider that said nothing about legalizing weed, wuz up wit that??