Okay, I admit it, i'm a cop..

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm here to somehow use my superior resources, funds and brainpower to hunt every single one of you down and charge you for crimes that I have no proof of in places which are out of my jurisdiction. I kid you not.

I hope you can forgive me.



-GHoST-

I'm gonna create a 'Mad-Lib' out of this and say, "If every cop had said this to me, as soon as they approached my car door, I would've been a lot more at ease with them, and probably, would've been able to keep my head enough to just drive on home."